American Idol controversies du jour

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So it turns out that David Hernandez used to do the bump-and-grind as a stripper at a gay club in Phoenix, but word is that the American Idol producers aren't giving the finalist the boot until America does. So, wait, Frenchie Davis getting paid to pose in lingerie online is cause for expulsion, but dancing fully nude for tips isn't?

Meanwhile, a holiday greeting from King of Bitchface Danny Noriega (or "Klute Rachel," as Mr. Sardonic likes to call him in honor of his ever-changing hairstyles) has surfaced—the language is NSFW and, frankly, not very Christmas-y. (via Defamer)