Larry Craig seeks ambitious youngsters

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From the you-can't-make-this-stuff-up department: The Washington Post blog The Sleuth reports that Idaho senator Larry Craig—who got barely a slap on the wrist from his colleagues on Capitol Hill for his "wide stance"/"I have never been gay" shenanigans—is currently looking for interns for his D.C. office. It will be the last batch of collegiates to work, er, under the senator before he retires in January. Insert Mark Foley joke here.