As the World Turns's "Nuke" give gay kissing lessons

From CBS's online soap-casting reality show In Turn. (via CineQueer)

This guy thinks he's gayer than you are

Radar Online wants you to meet Joel Derfner, author of Swish: My Quest to Become the Gayest Person Ever.

Doogie gets freaky with Britney

Britney Spears returned to How I Met Your Mother last night long enough to get between the sheets with Neil Patrick Harris. Here's the video if you missed it. (via Towleroad)

The Brothers and Sisters commitment ceremony, if you missed it

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MacGruber could stand to join PFLAG

Mulder and Scully are back!

And I know how you ladies love you some Gillian Anderson. (via EW Popwatch)

Behind the scenes with John Mayer

Hilarious, but NSFW. (Via EW Popwatch)

Gay soldiers smooch on Grey's Anatomy

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John Waters and Parker Posey: together at last

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This just gets better and better. OK, first things first: John Waters is making a new movie.

Even cooler? It's going to star the delicious Parker Posey, who is the perfect actress for his wonderfully warped sensibilities.

That not awesome enough for you? How about the fact that the movie will also feature Jackass and A Dirty Shame star Johnny Knoxville?

Oh, and did I mention? It's a Christmas movie. The Hollywood Reporter writes that Posey and Knoxville will star in Fruitcake, about a young boy (whose name is the title) who runs away from home during the holidays after his parents are arrested for shoplifting meat. He meets a runaway girl who's being raised by two gay men and is searching for her birth mother.

CAN'T. WAIT.

McCain's pastor pal reverses his reversal on gays and Katrina

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Remember how Pastor John Hagee said that God sent down Hurricane Katrina to smite the gays? And then how, despite the fact that the media paid just a fraction of attention to those comments and to Hagee's endorsement of John McCain than they did to the whole Jeremiah Wright kerfuffle, Hagee retracted those comments?

Well, consider that retraction retracted. The Dallas Morning News covered a conference call that Hagee had with religious supporters Wednesday and reports: "When a woman on the call asked why he seemed to have backed away from his Katrina comments in face of criticism, Hagee said he hadn't. As for the Katrina, he said, God controls hurricanes and 'God always punishes unconfessed sin.'"

Could the press corps stop enabling Sen. Clinton's listing campaign for two seconds and actually cover all this? Kthanxbye. (via Towleroad)